Over heard today at the local grocery store:
My ex is so brutal that in the divorce settlement, I’m only allowed to talk to the voices in my head every other weekend.
A Vietnamese neighbor saw me coming upstairs with several pizzas for the Super Bowl. Later that afternoon, she knocked on my door and asked if she could borrow a pizza because she and her friends had run out of food.
In addressing a Tea Party audience this past weekend, Sarah Palin was seen with cribbed notes written in black ink on the palm of her hand. I wonder who will be the first person to remark that such an act adds new meaning to the term hand job.
Dorian Awards Nominations: ‘I Saw The TV Glow’ & ‘The Substance’ Lead Field
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The votes are in for the 2025 Dorian Awards nominations. GALECA: The
Society of LGBTQ Entertainment Critics said today that Neon’s Anora, Amazon
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