Over heard today at the local grocery store:
My ex is so brutal that in the divorce settlement, I’m only allowed to talk to the voices in my head every other weekend.
A Vietnamese neighbor saw me coming upstairs with several pizzas for the Super Bowl. Later that afternoon, she knocked on my door and asked if she could borrow a pizza because she and her friends had run out of food.
In addressing a Tea Party audience this past weekend, Sarah Palin was seen with cribbed notes written in black ink on the palm of her hand. I wonder who will be the first person to remark that such an act adds new meaning to the term hand job.
Writers Guild Of Canada “Overwhelmingly” Votes To Authorize Strike Action
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Last year it was strike action in Hollywood, now it’s Canada. The Writers
Guild of Canada (WGC) has “overwhelmingly” voted in favor of authorizing
strike a...
14 minutes ago